- One Armed Bum: [smashes flies on table with his hand] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... I killed seven with one blow! A new record! Hahahahahahahaaa! Hey waiter, bring me some more wine and food, would ya? Hahahaha!
- Waiter: [after eating, Bum realizes he has no money to pay, gets up and tries to leave] What's this? You leaving? Without paying your bill?
- One Armed Bum: And, and what if I haven't paid? Do you know who I am, huh?
- Waiter: [laughs incredulously] Who are ya?
- One Armed Bum: [slaps waiter's hand] Godammit! You don't know who I am? You never heard of me? Well, listen: Listen all of you! I happen to be the "One Armed Boxer!" See that? I killed seven! That should be enough for you! Yeah, I killed seven with one blow! Did you ever hear of anyone doing that?
- [small crowd gathers]
- Waiter: Alright, where are the seven men you killed then?
- One Armed Bum: Well, they weren't exactly men... they were flies!
- [everyone laughs]
- Fung Sheng Wu Chi: [Fung Sheng Wu Chi throws flying guillotine at One Armed Bum, decapitating him. Everyone panics and runs. Fung Sheng approaches waiter] Was he the One Armed Boxer?
- Waiter: He wasn't the One Armed Boxer! He was just a bum!
- [waiter leaves]
- Fung Sheng Wu Chi: I don't care who he was. I plan to kill every one armed man I come across here.
- Referee: [repeated line as he tells them to haul away the dead body of the loser] Take the loser away...
- Liu Ti Lung, The One-Armed Boxer: [Win-Without-a-Knife Yakuma makes a dramatic entrance by jumping over the top of the 30-foot-high tent] Nice jumping.
- Liu Ti Lung, The One-Armed Boxer: [watches Win-Without-a-Knife Yakuma fight his opponent; then, a secret knife comes out of the end of his stick-like weapon, and he kills his opponent] A knife, eh? Well, how about that? So he has a knife after all, does he? Very smart.
- Chang Chia Yu: Dad, they say the One Armed Boxer is coming here, do you think he might?
- Master Wu: He has an invitation... he is very well known... so, I think it would be good... if he could come... just to show himself here.
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By what name was Master of the Flying Guillotine (1976) officially released in India in English?
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