Richard Hunt credited as playing...
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- Rita Moreno: Kermit I was wondering if we could just forget the cue cards and just ad lib it.
- Kermit the Frog: Ad lib it? Yes I don't mind doing that but there are others who may take offense.
- Rita Moreno: Like who?
- Kermit the Frog: Like the guy who holds the cue cards.
- Sweetums: Nice lady not want Sweetums to hold cue cards?
- Rita Moreno: Uh no.
- Sweetums: Nice lady want Sweetums to hold something else?
- Rita Moreno: Sure you can hold anything you want.
- Sweetums: Great! That best offer Sweetums have all week.
- [Sweetums picks up Rita like a football and walks off with her while Kermit shrieks]
- Kermit the Frog: That's the problem with guests on this show. They seem to get carried away.