Erin Blunt credited as playing...
Ahmad Abdul Rahim
- Ahmad Abdul Rahim: [comes up to bat and turns to catcher] This is for Allah. And it's goin' way out there, sucka.
- Coach Morris Buttermaker: Jumping catfish! What a great arm! Who is that kid, anyway?
- Toby Whitewood: Of course he's got a great arm, Buttermaker. He's the best athlete in the area. But you don't understand, that's Kelly Leak.
- Ahmad Abdul Rahim: You guys talking about Kelly Leak?
- Coach Morris Buttermaker: Yeah.
- Ahmad Abdul Rahim: That dude is a bad mother. You talk about a loan shark. I borrowed a nickel from him last week. He said if I didn't give him a dime by Friday, he'd break my arm.
- Miguel Agilar: Es un bandido.
- Tanner Boyle: We lost eighteen to nothin', Buttercrud, and the Athletics are the worst team in the league!
- Ahmad Abdul Rahim: *Second* worst...
- Tanner Boyle: Sorry, I forgot.
- Coach Morris Buttermaker: [trying to console Ahmad after his errors in the first loss] There was nothing easy about those fly balls, Ahmad. They were tough chances! The sun was in your eyes!
- Ahmad Abdul Rahim: Don't give me none of your honky bullshit, Buttermaker. I know they were easy.
- Coach Morris Buttermaker: Let's not bring race into this, Ahmad. We got enough problems as it is.