John Cassisi credited as playing...
Fat Sam Staccetto
- Fat Sam: Do nothing. Act like everything is normal: Tutto coso sono buono.
- Knuckles: Er... what does that mean, Boss?
- Fat Sam: You can't speak Italian?
- Knuckles: No, Boss, I'm Jewish.
- Fat Sam: Then read the translations!
- Knuckles: [reading translations which reads: Everything's Hunky Dory] Oh. Oh, alles is gut!
- [first lines]
- Fat Sam: Someone once said, "If it was raining brains, Roxy Robinson wouldn't even get wet." Roxy had spent his whole life making two and two into five, but he could smell trouble like other people could smell gas. But believe you's me, he should've never taken that blind alley by the side of Parido's Bakery. Whatever game it was everybody was playing, sure as eggs is eggs, Roxy the Weasel had been scrambled.
- Fat Sam: [as the speakeasy is closing down for the night and everyone is leaving] Tallulah! How much longer you want us to wait?
- Tallulah: [sweetly yet slightly sarcastically] Coming honey, you don't want me to look a mess, do you sweetheart?
- Fat Sam: Snap it up, will ya?
- Tallulah: Put your flaps down tiger or else you'll take off.
- Fat Sam: [annoyed] You spend more time prettying yourself up then there is time in the day!
- Tallulah: [pointedly] Listen honey, if I didn't look this good, you wouldn't give me the time of day.
- Fat Sam: [rejectedly] I'll see you in the car!