Jack Weston credited as playing...
Irving Greenfield
- Irving Greenfield: Look, I remember when I was a kid in Brooklyn there were guys like Thurman Arnold and Fiorello LaGuardia around. What do you think they'd do now?
- Gator McKlusky: Fiorello who?
- Irving Greenfield: LaGuardia, you putz! He cleaned up New York 35 years ago.
- Gator McKlusky: Oh, yeah? It got dirty again.
- Bartender: Where are you from, buddy?
- Irving Greenfield: North of here.
- Bartender: Like 1,200 miles north?
- Irving Greenfield: Oh, no!
- Bartender: You don't look like you're from around here.
- Irving Greenfield: I don't get out much.
- Irving Greenfield: Look at this. I'm riding with a nut named Gator, looking for a putz named Bama! Don't you people have regular names?
- Gator McKlusky: Oh, you mean them intelligent names, like you've got up in New York City? Like "Yogi"?
- Irving Greenfield: We're undercover men, goddamn it! Oh, shit.
- Gator McKlusky: Undercover. You, undercover in Dunston. You're gonna stick out in Dunston, like a bagel in a bucket of grits.
- Irving Greenfield: See, what's important, Charlie, sitting and drinking like this it's the information on the connection on the deal, you know? Charlie, you gotta know who the guy with the brass nuts is!
- Emmeline Cavanaugh: I bet they're gonna walk in the moonlight.
- Irving Greenfield: Good luck to them. If there's moonlight, they'll walk in it. Right?
- Emmeline Cavanaugh: You're a very masculine man.
- Irving Greenfield: Lady, will you give me a break, please?
- Emmeline Cavanaugh: I'll bet you think I've never been married.
- Irving Greenfield: I don't care.
- Emmeline Cavanaugh: Well, I've never been married. In fact, I've never even been...
- Irving Greenfield: Lady!
- Emmeline Cavanaugh: I'm strangely attracted to you.
- Irving Greenfield: Oh, my - God!