Bill Cosby credited as playing...
Dave Anderson
- Dancer in the Disco: David Anderson, you haven't danced with me all night. Now, if you don't dance with me, I'm a gonna holler "Rape"!
- Dave Anderson: Is that a request?
- Dancer in the Disco: What, the rape or the dance?
- Dave Anderson: Don't make no never mind to me.
- Dave Anderson: Did you ever hear of the Quantum Theory?
- Lila French: Physics wasn't my best subject.
- Dave Anderson: It's not physics, it's a discotheque.
- Lila French: A discotheque?
- Dave Anderson: Yes, a discotheque. You know, like you do the funky chicken, the funky rhinoceros, the...
- Lila French: Yes, I know, I know, I know.
- Dave Anderson: You do?
- Lila French: You think I'm an old spinster, dedicating her life to good works and no fun at all. Is that what you think?
- Dave Anderson: I didn't say that you was old.
- Lila French: Well, you're wrong.
- Dave Anderson: You are old?
- Lila French: No, the other.
- Dave Anderson: I'm sorry. I was wrong.
- Dave Anderson: We'll go to dinner tonight and then we'll go to the Quantum Theory.
- Lila French: No!
- Dave Anderson: What is it that you have against me? I'm rich, I'm "suave-y", and I have a clean navel; I'm full-blooded - I bought it from a veteran!
- Lila French: [laughing] Oh, David! You're impossible!
- Lila French: Uh-uh. You just have to get to know me.
- Lila French: Maybe I better.