John Cleese credited as playing...
Arthur Sherlock-Holmes
- [Watson is reading clues from a crossword puzzle to Holmes]
- Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 1 Across. A simple source of citrus fruit, 1, 5, 4.
- Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson.
- [Elsewhere in the hotel, Moriarty shoots Sam Spade]
- Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Conservative pays ex-wife maintenance. 7, 5.
- Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alimony...alimony Tory, my dear Watson.
- Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Never cease to astound me.
- [Moriarty takes a sword to Hercule Poirot]
- Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Southern California style. 1, 2, 8.
- Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A la Monterrey, my dear Watson.
- Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Really good, holmes.
- [Moriarty shoots M]
- Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 4 Down. Burglar's entrance
- Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alarm entry, my dear Watson
- Dr. William Watson, M.D.: That's rather poor, isn't it, Holmes? Right. One to go. A cowardly fish with a sting in its tail.
- Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Yellow manta ray, my dear Watson
- Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Brilliant, Holmes
- [Moriarty does in McCloud with an arrow]
- Chief Commisioner Blocker: You've... ah, no doubt read, Mr. Holmes...
- Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Good Lord.
- Chief Commisioner Blocker: ...read in the newspapers...
- Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Great Scott.
- Chief Commisioner Blocker: ...of certain mysterious incidents?
- Arthur Sherlock Holmes: The unexpected but accurate bisecting of the Belgian foreign minister, the Royal College of Needlework massacre, the strange affair of the seven boiled bishops, and the man-eating poodles of Lambeth Palace enigma?
- Chief Commisioner Blocker: No.
- Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Good Lord.
- Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Just as I thought.
- Chief Commisioner Blocker: No, I'm referring to the mysterious shooting of Dr. Gropinger.