Jeff Conaway credited as playing...
Bobby Wheeler
- [during a written driving test]
- "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Pssssttt... what does the yellow light mean?
- Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down."
- "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: What... does... the... yellow... light... mean?
- Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down"!
- "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Whaaaat... dooooeeees... theeeee... yeeeel-looowwww... liiiiight... meeeeaaan?
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I went to Woodstock.
- Bobby Wheeler: Oh yeah? You went to Woodstock?
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yep, half a million people gathered together in peace and harmony, grooving to Joni and The Who... hey, you know, if I hadn't gone, there would have only been 499,999 people... lucky for them I went.
- [while filling out an application]
- Bobby Wheeler: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
- "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Now that's a tough choice...
- Bobby Wheeler: We were wondering if you would join us for a few minutes?
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Well, what did you decide?
- Alex Rieger: Why'd you change your name to Ignatowski?
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Try saying it backwards.
- Bobby Wheeler: Ix-wah-tangy.
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: That's nowhere near Starchild, is it?
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: [as he hands out invitations] Bobby, do you spell your name with one "o" or two?
- Bobby Wheeler: One.
- "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I'll get it right next time, "Booby".