14 September 2002 | uds3
Forget PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE - here it is..the worst movie of all time?
Its taken me a lifetime....and for the last fourteen years I have had the film in my own collection!!! but now I've found it - THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Do not be deterred by the insane user-rating here, this is as close to a genuine MINUS 1 as you will ever get!
The plot? Ok...well lets see - a rampant wuss of a family doctor has "accidentally" and unknowingly fathered 837 children...all boys, the result of his being a sperm donor. The medical profession wants more......information AND sperm! Dr Todd's life becomes an International nightmare as women clamor for his "services."
This is the most inept "home-movie".....read as soft-porn outing you must ever get to miss! Obviously filmed on a budget of $500, one can only wonder what possessed Brit actors such as Harry H Corbett, Bill Pertwee and Hughie Green to lend their names to this infantile and talentless dross - a sequel to the equally pathetic WHAT'S UP NURSE?
Not just lame, but unprofessional, insipid and insultingly tasteless. If on the other hand you want to see some of the most repulsive naked female flesh ever thrown up on a screen - here's your chance!