Lee Strasberg credited as playing...
Grandpa Sam
- Arnie: Whoa! Where's your teeth?
- Arthur Kirkland: What'd you do with your teeth, Grandpa?
- Sam Kirkland: Did I have teeth the last time you visited me?
- Arnie: Of course you had teeth, you had teeth this morning!
- Sam Kirkland: They're still your parents.
- Arthur Kirkland: No. You raised me. You put me through law school. You're a wonderful man, Grandpa. But your son is a shit.
- Sam Kirkland: Are you a good lawyer? Honest?
- Arthur Kirkland: Being honest doesn't have much to do with being a lawyer.
- Sam Kirkland: If you're not honest, you've got nothing.
- Grandpa Sam: Look at you. Filled out, like a man. Soon, you'll look like a lawyer and you'll be a lawyer.
- Arthur Kirkland: I am a lawyer, Sam. I've been a lawyer for twelve years.