Barbara Barrie credited as playing...
Evelyn Stohler - Mom
- Dad: What is this?
- Mom: It's sauteed zucchini.
- Dad: It's I-ty food. I don't want no I-ty food.
- Mom: It's not. I got it at the A&P. It's like... squash.
- Dad: I know I-ty food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods... zucchini... and linguine... and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French Fries!
- Mom: [to the cat] Oh, get off the table, Fellini!
- Dad: Hey, that's *my* cat! His name's Jake, not Fellini! I won't have any "eenie" in this house!
- [to the cat]
- Dad: Your name's Jake, you understand?
- [Dave crosses himself on learning of Team Cinzano's imminent arrival]
- Mom: Oh, Dave, try not to become Catholic on us.
- Mom: Well, you could use some help. What if you gave him a job?
- Dad: I don't want him sellin' used cars!
- Mom: Why not? It's good enough for you.
- Dad: Who says its good enough for me?
- Mom: You do.
- Dad: Damn right, it's good enough for me. But, I don't need any help. And he'd ruin me if I hired him. A weirdo kid like that. Jeez.