- [getting into bed]
- Yosemite Sam: I'm a-gonna sleep all through Christmas. That way I won't hurt my eyes lookin' at all them ugly decorations.
- [seconds later, Bugs Bunny and his band are heard outside singing "Deck The Halls"]
- Yosemite Sam: [very annoyed] Oh! OH!
- [Bugs kisses Scrooge]
- Yosemite Sam: [very angry] Ooh! I hates Christmas! And I hates mistletoe! And I hates kissing!
- [pushes Bugs towards the door]
- Yosemite Sam: And I say "Bah humbug!" to the whole thing!
- Bugs Bunny: But where's ya Christmas spirit?
- Yosemite Sam: [pouring hot water into a small tub] Nothing like a good hot bath to make ya sleep.
- [Scrooge walks out of the room, Bugs opens a nearby window and touches the water]
- Bugs Bunny: Ooh, that's far too hot for the little miser. He's liable to boil his money built!
- [Bugs laughs and shovels snow through the open window into the tub]
- Bugs Bunny: This oughta cool off everything but his temper.
- [Scrooge throws off his top and jumps into the tub - only to almost instantly jump out 'wearing' a round block of ice]
- Yosemite Sam: YEEOW! Ooh!
- Yosemite Sam: [sees Crachit warming himself] So stealin' coal, eh?
- [walks into Crachit's workroom]
- Yosemite Sam: Well I'm takin' it back, see?
- [Scrooge takes the large piece of coal out of Crachit's stove with his bear hand - resulting in him dropping it because its so hot]
- Yosemite Sam: [dropping the coal] YEEOW!
- [Scrooge blows on his hand]
- Yosemite Sam: [angry] Pesky coal resuller!
- [picks up the coal with the pair of tongs, runs back into his own room, throws it in his fireplace and rubs his hands]
- Bugs Bunny: [opens the door and enters with his band] Merry Christmas!
- [they starting singing "Deck The Halls"]
- [Bugs is disguised as a ghost, picking up and dropping chains in the corridor outside Scrooge's bedroom]
- Yosemite Sam: [gets out of bed a runs towards the door] WHAT IN SAM HILLS IS GOING ON?
- [Scrooge opens the door and Bugs stops dropping the chains. Scrooge doesn't see him]
- Yosemite Sam: [puzzled] I know I heard somethin'.
- [Scrooge closes the door and Bugs walks up and down the corridor beating a big base drum. Scrooge opens the door again, and Bugs stops beating the drum]
- Yosemite Sam: [even more puzzled] I coulda swore someone was a-beating a drum out here.
- [closes the door, goes back to bed but the drumming starts again]
- Yosemite Sam: [angry] OOH! I'LL...!
- [Scrooge charges out of his room and runs down the corridor. His cat, a Silvester look-a-like, wakes up, sees Scrooge, attempts to get out of his way but falls down the stairs - so does Scrooge]
- Bugs Bunny: [disguised as a ghost] You're a mean and low down man with no Christmas Spirit. I'm taking you to see the man in the red suit.
- Yosemite Sam: [touched] Oh, ya mean Santa Claus?
- Bugs Bunny: No. I mean the *other* guy in the red suit.
- Yosemite Sam: [realizes what the ghost means and looks very afraid] Oh... ya mean... down there?
- Bugs Bunny: I do!