Dorsey Wright credited as playing...
Hud
- Jeannie: I know who the father is.
- Hud: Yeah? You know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out white and squishy, like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that's mine.
- Woof: "White and squishy"?
- Hud: Yeah, man. White and squishy!
- Woof: Listen, he come out and see your crazy black ass standing there, he's gonna be spitting watermelon seeds in your face, man.
- Hud: You always open up your mouth before you even think. Get it. When this baby comes out and sees me, he's gonna be so happy and so proud. Do you know what he's gonna say?
- [singing]
- Hud: I'm a colored spade, A negra, A black nigger, A jungle bunny, Jigaboo, Coon, Pickaninny, Mau-Mau, Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy, Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, Zombie, Ubangi lipped, Flat nose, Tap dancin', Resident of Harlem, And president of The United States of Love...
- Claude Bukowski: [On his decision to go to war] You do what you have to do, and I'm going to do what I have to do.
- Hud: Who are you doing it for?
- Claude Bukowski: I'm doing it for *you*, man.
- Hud: Oh, don't hand me that. Look, if you're doing it for me, don't, because if the shoe was on the other foot, I wouldn't do it for you.
- Hud: Do you understand about cosmic consciousness and all kind of that shit? Because, that's what I'm talking about, baby.
- Hud's Fiancee: I want to stay with you.
- Hud: You can't.
- Hud's Fiancee: Why not?
- Hud: Because, you can't! That's why not. I said so! Look, we've got a friend in trouble and we have to help him. Now, baby, that's all you need to know about. So why don't you just go on back home?
- Hud's Fiancee: I never said you couldn't help your friends, Lafayette.
- Hud: Goddamn it, woman! I ain't no Lafayette! Shit! Don't you understand nothin'?
- Hud's Fiancee: [singing] How can people, Be so heartless? How can people, Be so cruel? Easy to be hard, Easy to be cold, How can people, Have no feelings? You know I'm hung up on you, Easy to be proud, Easy to say no, Especially people, Who care about strangers, Who care about evil, And social injustice...
- Sheila: [singing] Singing a song
- Jeannie, Hud's Fiancee: Sing a song, Song a sing
- Berger, Sheila, Jeannie, Hud's Fiancee, Woof, Hud: Song-song-song, Sing sing-sing, Sing song, Song-song-song, Sing sing-sing, Sing song...
- Woof, Jeannie, Hud, Hud's Fiancee, Claude Bukowski, Sheila: [singing] Singing our space songs, On a spider web sitar, Life is around you and in you, Answer for Timothy Leary, dearie, Let the sunshine, Let the sunshine in, The sunshine in, Let the sunshine, Let the sunshine in, The sunshine in...