Catlin Adams credited as playing...
Patty Bernstein
- Patty Bernstein: Give me a bite of that corn dog.
- Navin R. Johnson: What about germs?
- Patty Bernstein: Put a rubber on it.
- Navin R. Johnson: Now, Marie is a type a person that if you gotta...
- Patty Bernstein: [interrupting] If this gash doesn't get her buns outta here I am gonna drive this bike up her butt!
- Navin R. Johnson: ...while Patty tends to be more direct.
- [Navin at Patty's trailer...]
- Patty Bernstein: You know what I'd like to do?
- Navin R. Johnson: What?
- Patty Bernstein: Guess your weight.
- Navin R. Johnson: Hey, that would be interesting for me. No one has tried to guess MY weight. You see, I guess their weight, so it would be sort of a...
- Patty Bernstein: Put your arms up.
- Navin R. Johnson: This will give me a whole other perspective on this...
- [Patty begins squeezing his backside]
- Navin R. Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate... Is it getting hot in here?... Wait a minute! What's happening to my special purpose?
- Patty Bernstein: What's your special purpose?
- Navin R. Johnson: Well, when I was a kid my mom told me THAT was my special purpose! And someday I'd find out what my special purpose was!
- Patty Bernstein: Today's the day!
- [Whole trailer shaking as Patty "deflowers" Navin]
- Navin R. Johnson: Hey, this is like a ride!
- Patty Bernstein: [provocatively] You know what I wanna do?
- Navin R. Johnson: What's that?
- Patty Bernstein: Guess *your* weight.
- [starts squeezing on him everywhere]
- Navin R. Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate!