Austin Pendleton credited as playing...
Max
- Doc Hopper: Max, I've done my best with that frog, now's the time to do my worst. Open the door.
- Max: No, YOU open the door!
- Doc Hopper: What?
- Max: I'm through, Doc. The frog is right. You're asking him to do something terrible. I can't be a part of it. It's a moral decision and I'll stand by it.
- Doc Hopper: I'll double your percentage.
- Max: I'll open the door.
- Doc Hopper: And remember, this frog does everything: he talks, he sings, he dances, he tells jokes, he even rides a bicycle. Max, find me a frog and a bear in a tan Studebaker.
- Max: [Fozzie and Kermit appear in Fozzie's Studebaker, now rainbow-colored] Gee, Doc, all I can see is a frog and a bear in a *rainbow*-colored Studebaker.
- Kermit: Did we do something wrong, Officer?
- All Muppets: [Shocked when it reveals that the police officer is Max]
- Kermit: Okay, guys, let him explain.
- Max: This whole disguise is only so that I can warn you.
- Fozzie: Okay, sure, sure.
- Max: I never thought Doc was going to hurt Kermit; I thought he was going to lean on him a little. But now he's got this frog killer in from the coast, And the man is DEADLY!
- All Muppets: [Everybody gets shocked about the frog killer]
- Kermit: Hold it, Dr. Teeth, What's up ahead?
- Dr. Teeth: It's only an old ghost town.
- Kermit: Right.
- [to Max]
- Kermit: Listen, you go back and tell Doc Hopper I'll be waiting for him there.
- Max: What?
- Fozzie: [as everybody get scared and concerned] Kermit! You'll get killed!
- Kermit: Listen. Listen, guys, I can't spend my whole life running away from a bully. It's time for a showdown.
- Dr. Teeth: Hey, hey hey! It's the man with the badge! Police, The Fuzz, The P.I... .
- Miss Piggy: DON'T YOU DARE!
- Dr. Teeth: I wasn't gonna think about it.
- Kermit: Uh, Did we do something wrong, Officer?
- [Everybody gets shocked when they found out that the police officer reveals to be Max]
- Kermit: Okay, Guys. Let him explain.
- Max: This whole disguise is only so that I can warn you.
- Fozzie: Oh, Okay. Sure.
- Max: I never though Doc is gonna hurt Kermit. I thought he's gonna lean on him a little. But now he has hired a frog killer in from the coast. And the man is DEADLY!