Alan Rosenberg credited as playing...
Turkey
- Turkey: Hey, look listen to me, I call my friends in the Baldies.
- [small scuffle]
- Turkey: NO, those Guys Like Me! If we call'em I think they'll come in with us. With them in, you know, it's all over.
- Richie: Listen, I ain't callin' those guys Turkey, I got my pride.
- Buddy: Yeah, sometimes all you got is pride. You got to hold your head up high. You know, I seen this movie once where this guy was being tortured by the Japs. But he wouldn't give them any information. Every time they tortured him, he started singing the Star Spangled Banner.
- Joey: WOW, what happened?
- Buddy: They killed him.
- Richie: Shut-Up, will yuh' Buddy! You're depressing me.
- Joey: Those guys just look like a bunch of Neanderthal retardos' man, take a look at them.
- Turkey: Are you kiddin' man? Those are the Fordham Baldies JOEY! They're so Fuckin' insane man, they shave their heads so their hair won't get in their eyes when they FIGHT! No one Fucks with the Baldies MAN!
- Joey: Those guys look like a bunch of pricks with ears.
- Peewee: What you'd just say?
- Joey: I ain't talkin' to yuh', SCRAM!
- Turkey: Easy Joey, easy. Hey yuh Peewee. Joey this is Peewee, she's head of the ladies Baldies auxiliary. That's Terror's woman man, she goes with Terror. How you doin' Peewee?
- Peewee: What you'd just say?
- Turkey: He didn't say nuttin' Peewee.
- Peewee: I ain't talkin' to you. What you'd just say about pricks?
- Joey: I said pricks with ears.
- Peewee: Hey Terror! This asshole just said we look like a bunch of pricks with ears!
- Turkey: He didn't say that did you Joey!
- Peewee: OH Yeah, then what'd he say?
- Joey: [as the gang of Baldies walks angrily toward Joey and Turkey] I didn't say that! I didn't that! I didn't say you guys look like a bunch of pricks with ears. UH, UH, I said you guys look like a bunch of ears without pricks!
- [then turns and runs off]
- Turkey: [slowly backing away from the Baldies] Hey Terror, how you doin'?
- [then turns and quickly follows Joey out of fear for their lives]