Barbara Billingsley credited as playing...
Jive Lady
- Randy: Can I get you something?
- Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
- [Subtitle: I ATE SOMETHING THAT IS MAKING MY INSIDES CRAMP UP]
- Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
- First Jive Dude: Cutter say 'e can't HANG!
- [Subtitle: MY BUDDY HERE SAYS HE CAN'T TAKE THIS FOR MUCH LONGER]
- Jive Lady: Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
- Randy: Oh, good.
- Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
- Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
- Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
- [Subtitle: JUST BE PATIENT MY FRIEND. SHE'S GOING TO BRING SOMETHING ON HER WAY BACK TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
- Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
- [Subtitle: MA'AM, I'M NOT STUPID. I UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE JUST SAID]
- Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
- [Subtitle: GIVE ME A BREAK! IF YOU DON'T WANT HELP, I WON'T HELP YOU!]
- First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
- Jive Lady: Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
- [Subtitle: NEVER MIND. YOU'RE STUPID, ANYWAY. GOLLY!]