Stephen Stucker credited as playing...
Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs
- Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
- [Hands him the weather briefing]
- Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
- [reading newspaper headlines]
- Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
- Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent.
- Johnny: There's a sale at Penney's!
- Ted Striker: [53:49] Mayday! Mayday!
- Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that?
- Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...
- Steve McCroskey: [to Mrs. Oveur] Now your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious.
- Johnny: Just like Gerald Ford.
- Johnny: [to Mrs. Oveur] Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
- Steve McCroskey: I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.
- Johnny: How about Mister Rogers?
- Steve McCroskey: [talking to Rex Kramer] Ease off, Rex. He hasn't flown for years; it's not his fault. It could happen to any pilot.
- Johnny: It happened to Barbara Stanwyck.
- Steve McCroskey: Can't push him too hard; he might break. You gotta remember who you're dealing with.
- Johnny: Nick! Heath! Jared! There's a fire in the barn!
- Rex Kramer: All right, I'll need three men up at the tower. You, Neubauer. You, Macias.
- Johnny: Me, John, big tree!