Lee Curreri credited as playing...
Bruno
- Shorofsky: No! No! No! Hold the bow like this! Not like this! This isn't your dick you're holding! It's a violin bow! Hold it with respect, like...
- Bruno Martelli: ...Your dick?
- Shorofsky: One man is not an orchestra.
- Bruno Martelli: Who needs orchestras? You can do it all with a keyboard, an amp and enough power.
- Shorofsky: You going to play all by yourself?
- Bruno Martelli: You don't need anybody else.
- Shorofsky: That's not music, Martelli. That's masturbation.
- Bruno Martelli: Maybe I die undiscovered and my ghost gets the Grammy.
- Angelo Martelli: Maybe. Look, did I build you a studio in the basement for a ghost? Did I spend $7,000 on equipment for a ghost? Does your MaMa cook and clean and wear old clothes for a ghost? A ghost, Bruno? Elton John's Mom has got six mink coats.