Perry Pirkanen credited as playing...
Blond Gravedigger
- [reading a porno magazine]
- Blonde gravedigger: Will you check her out? Talk about a "box lunch".
- Gravedigger: I'm telling you, you'll end up a dirty old man reading that stuff. A pervert. A peeping tom. I saw this porno flick once. This guy in the audience got so carried away with it, he humped himself to death.
- Blonde gravedigger: Yeah, but what a way to go.