- Ben Parkinson: I would like not to be included in your statistics if you don't mind, my only immediate problem is the egg custard.
- Ria Parkinson: Oh yes of course, I'd forgotten. Once we're over 40 we're too old to have actual emotions. Our hormones pack up and go leaving our mouths making mindless, hysterical noises.
- Ben Parkinson: Must we have all these things blaring at us - I start every day in a state of deep shock.