Kenneth MacDonald credited as playing...
Mike Fisher
- Mike Fisher: [Del and Rodney are trying to sell Mike a computer] What exactly does that mean?
- Del Boy: Well it means you can... you can... tell him what it means, Rodney.
- [to Mike]
- Del Boy: He's taken a course in this, he came top of his class.
- Rodney: Well, in 'layman's' terms it means you can, em, well, you er, you can record all your business deals.
- Mike Fisher: I spend half my life trying to hide my business deals. So the last thing I want is to have 'em all recorded on a floppy bloody disc! I'm not interested. Ask Trigger.
- Rodney: Trigger? With a computer? Do me a favour, he's still struggling with light switches!