Lennard Pearce credited as playing...
Grandad
- Grandad: Your dad always said that one day Del Boy would reach the top. Then again, he always said Millwall would win the cup.
- Grandad: [Grandad is talking to an urn containing the ashes of Trigger's grandfather] I mean, I dunno why I'm even talking to you about this, Arthur, 'cause I know you can't hear me.
- Del Boy: [picking up a traffic cone and using it as a loudspeaker] That is what *you* think, Trotter!
- Grandad: Arthur? You mean... you can hear me?
- Del Boy: You're coming through louder than a CB. Rubber duck.
- Grandad: Oh, Arthur, I... I really am sorry about what happened all them years ago.
- Del Boy: Ah, but how do I know that you mean it?
- Grandad: Oh, I do, Arthur. I'd do anything to prove it to you.
- Del Boy: All right then. Tell me where your money's hidden.
- Grandad: I ain't got no money!
- Del Boy: Oh, don't give me that, you lying old git! I know you're all right for a few bob, and I want to know where it is hidden.
- Grandad: It's in me suitcase under me bed.
- Del Boy: No it ain't; I've looked.