Janet Majors
Brad Majors / Farley Flavors
Dr. Cosmo McKinley / Announcer in Kitchenware Advertisement
Dr. Nation McKinley
Judge Oliver Wright
Betty Hapschatt
Nurse Ansalong
'Rest Home' Ricky
Bert Schnick
Emily Weiss
Harry Weiss
Macy Struthers
Ralph Hapschatt
Neely Pritt
Neely's Camera Crew (as Perry Bedden)
Neely's Camera Crew
Vance Parker (as Chris Malcolm)
Floor Manager
Kirk
Irwin Lapsey
Wardrobe Mistress
Oscar Drill
Glish Davidson
'Bit' Drummer
Brenda Drill
'Bit' Guitarist
Frankie (as Sinitta Renet)
Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)
DTV Audience Member (uncredited)
Kid in Farley Flavors Commercial (uncredited)
Brenda Drill (uncredited)
Guy on Payphone (uncredited)