Justine Bateman credited as playing...
Mallory Keaton • Mallory Jefferson
- Mallory Keaton: Dad, Alex, this is Jamie Carter.
- Alex P. Keaton: Aaaaah!
- [jumps into his father's arms]
- Steven Keaton: It's okay, Alex. She said Jamie, not Jimmy.
- Mallory Keaton: The meaning of life? That's simple. Try to be happy, try not to hurt other people, and hope to fall in love.
- Alex P. Keaton: Mallory, someone stupid called... sometime today... about something trivial.
- Mallory Keaton: Alex you know that could be any one of my friends.