Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

Al White: Witness

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• Clerk : Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

  Witness : Ain't no thing.

  [he slaps the clerk's book and the clerk uses his book to slap the witnesses hand as if "giving fives" to each other] 

  Defense Attorney : [approaches the witness as he sits down in the witness stand]  Would you describe, in your own words, what happened that night?

  Witness : Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes.

  [the stenographer wears sunglasses and sways back and forth as he types] 

  Witness : So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit.