George Peppard credited as playing...
Colonel John 'Hannibal' Smith
- B.A. Baracus: [about 'Howling Mad' Murdock] Guy's not long for this world!
- Hannibal: I'm not sure he was ever in it.
- Hannibal: [the team has been captured by a cult] Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?
- Face: Uh, I don't know.
- [to closest Cult Member]
- Face: Half slip?
- [gets hit in gut with a rifle butt]
- Face: Ohh!
- Hannibal: [to closest cult member] Garter belt?
- [gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt]
- Hannibal: Arrgh!
- B.A. Baracus: I think you guys wear panty hose!
- [gets hit. Doesn't react]
- B.A. Baracus: They're closin'. They got us!
- Hannibal: You never know.
- B.A. Baracus: I do. We're almost out of gas.
- Hannibal: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
- B.A. Baracus: 'Cause I liked the paint job.
- B.A. Baracus: We're flying this time, aren't we?
- Hannibal: Yes, we are.
- B.A. Baracus: You're not going to drug me this time. I'm going to keep my eye on you.
- Hannibal: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
- [B.A. realizes he's been had, raises his fist and then collapses]
- Hannibal: Guess not.
- Hannibal: B.A., there's an old saying - "The best defense is a good offense."
- B.A. Baracus: You got that wrong, man. A good offense is the best defense.
- Hannibal: Okay, have it your way.