Chairman / Fish #1 / Doctor / Harry Blackitt / Wymer / Hordern / General / Coles / Narrator #2 / Dr. Livingstone / Transvestite / Eric / Guest #1 / Arthur Jarrett / Geoffrey / Tony Bennett
Fish #2 / Dr. Spencer / Humphrey Williams / Sturridge / Ainsworth / Waiter / Eric's Assistant / Maître D' / Grim Reaper
Window Washer / Fish #4 / Walters / Middle of the Film Announcer / M'Lady Joeline / Mr. Brown / Howard Katzenberg
Gunther / Fish #3 / 'Meaning of Life' Singer / Mr. Moore / Mrs. Blackitt / Watson / Blackitt / Atkinson / Perkins / Victim #3 / Front End / Mrs. Hendy / Man in Pink / Noël Coward / Gaston / Angela
Bert / Fish #6 / Mum / Priest / Biggs / Sergeant / Man with Bendy Arms / Mrs. Brown / Mr. Creosote / Maria / Leaf Father / Fiona Portland-Smythe
Window Washer / Harry / Fish #5 / Mr. Pycroft / Dad / Narrator #1 / Chaplain / Carter / Spadger / Regimental Sergeant Major / Pakenham-Walsh / Rear End / Female TV Presenter / Mr. Marvin Hendy / Governor / Leaf Son / Debbie Katzenberg
Beefeater Waitress / Wife of Guest #1 / Leaf Mother / Leaf Daughter / Heaven Receptionist
Chadwick / Jeremy Portland-Smythe
Mrs. Williams
Nurse #1
Groom / Wycliff / Victim #1 / Guest #3
Victim #2 (Cheerful Severed Head) / Troll Waiter / Guest #2
Mrs. Moore
Bride (as Jennifer Franks)
Nurse #2 (as Imogen Bickford Smith)
Wife of Guest #2
Brown's Son
Diner Eating Howard the Fish
(segment "The Crimson Permanent Assurance")
Old Lady (segment "The Crimson Permanent Assurance")
Cornered Executive who Jumps (segment "The Crimson Permanent Assurance")
(segment "The Crimson Permanent Assurance") (as Tony Lang)
Dancer
Dancer (as Stephen Beagley)
Dancer (as Jane Newman)
Dancer (as Roy Gayle)
Dancer (as Natasha Gilbrook)
Dancer (as Alison Herlihy)
Dancer (as Kim Leeson)
Dancer (as Gary Noakes)
Dancer (as Floyd Pearce)
Dancer (as Wanda Rockiki)
Student Doctor (uncredited)
Teacher At Rugby Match (uncredited)
Dancer (uncredited)
School Boy in Chapel (uncredited)
'Every Sperm is Sacred' Child w / Red Jumper (uncredited)
Passerby (uncredited)
Themselves (uncredited)
Choir Boy (uncredited)
Mr. Bloke (uncredited)
Restaurant Diner (uncredited)
Topless Pursuer (uncredited)
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Branded Man in Dungeon Room (uncredited)