Tommy Chong credited as playing...
El Nebuloso
- [Examining Yellowbeard's treasure]
- El Nebuloso: Who is it more important to please: the King of Spain, or God?
- El Segundo: Why, God, of course.
- El Nebuloso: And who is God's personal representative in these parts?
- El Segundo: Why, you, your holy ruthlessness.
- El Nebuloso: Well, God wants to keep all of it.
- El Nebuloso: Now beat your head against the ground, until you receive forgiveness from the Almighty!
- [El Segundo goes to his knees and starts beating his head against the ground. El Nebuloso kicks him]
- El Nebuloso: What are you beating your head against the ground for, you silly person?