David Graf credited as playing...
Eugene Tackleberry
- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Son, where did you get that gun?
- Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: [smiling proudly] My mum gave it to me.
- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: [Lieutenant Harris is assigning rooms to the cadets] In here I want Copeland and Blankes! In here I want Fackler and Martin! In here I want Barbara and Jones! In here I want Mahoney and Tackleberry!
- Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: [Screams] THANK YOU, SIR! YES, SIR!
- Carey Mahoney: [to Harris] Thank you, for putting me in with a maniac!
- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: My pleasure! Mahoney, isn't it?
- Carey Mahoney: Yes, sir! And may I just say...
- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: The rest of you dirtbags follow me!
- [first lines]
- Office Executive: Hello... .Tackleberry. We're all gonna miss you around here. The police academy's getting itself a find new recruit. May I... go now?
- Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: [salutes] Affirmative sir.