Episode list

Ted is offered a new job in Massachusetts.

Ted tells a lie so that Jamie will be proud of him.

Jamie reprograms Vicki to please his friends.

Jamie starts a dating service to pay for a bicycle.

Against Ted's wishes, Joan enters Vicki in the "Little Miss Shopping Mall" beauty pageant, but Ted changes his mind after finding out that Harriet is also in the pageant.

Jamie pretends Vicki is a boy so she can play baseball.

Vicki tries out hypnosis on the Lawsons after she sees it performed on television.

Pro wrestler Jesse Ventura comes to the Lawsons' for dinner with a surprise for Ted: years before, he was the nerdy kid called Wally whom Ted teased in college.

Vicki becomes jealous of an electronic cat.

Vicki turns out to be a wizard at car repairs.

The Lawsons decide to renew their wedding vows.

Reporters Jamie and Reggie learn to check facts.

Vicki saves Harriet from drowning in the pool.

Jamie takes the blame for a theft to protect a girl.

The boss' daughter sets her sights on Jamie.

Jamie and Vicki help the police catch a drug dealer.

Jamie befriends a deaf boy for the wrong reasons.

To win a promotion over Brandon's fawning boss, Ted decides to reveal Vicki's robot secret to his boss at a company picnic, unaware that Brandon is out to sabotage his effort.

Vicki gets electrocuted and acts like she's possessed.

Ted builds a more-advanced robot, but his plans to scrap Vicki are halted when the new model refuses to obey orders.

Vicki is asked to appear in a cereal commercial.

Vicki literally balloons after Ted unwittingly upgrades her energy-supplementing polynucleotide processor with an appetite, which creates excess digestive gases and creates an issue with the upcoming school dance.

Harriet, Jamie, and Vicki foil a bank robber.

The Lawsons perform at a lodge fund-raiser.