Joyce Hyser credited as playing...
Terry Griffith
- [Buddy teaches Terry how to scratch her balls]
- Buddy: Very crucial. Something every guy does. Let me see you scratch your balls.
- Buddy: [Terry rolls her eyes at Buddy] Hey, come on, try it.
- Buddy: [Terry scratches her jeans] Wait a minute. Watch the master. Now first, there's your basic shift.
- Buddy: [Buddy shifts his body with his balls] But that's not always enough. Sometimes you've got to get inside, dig a little, let some air in, move things around.
- Terry: Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch.
- Buddy: All balls itch. It's a fact!
- [Terry asks for Buddy's help with Sandy up in his bedroom]
- Terry: Listen, there's a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish, and she's all yours.
- Buddy: Sounds too kinky for me.
- Terry: [Terry grabs a hold of Buddy by the arms] Budster, I need you. She needs you. You need her.
- Buddy: [Buddy looks up the stairs] Is she really half-naked?
- Terry: Maybe more by now.
- Buddy: What if you're lying?
- Terry: What if I'm not?
- Buddy: Good point. If I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.
- [Terry tries to ask Rick out on a date as he reminds her he's the guy]
- Terry: Well, hey, why don't we go out and have some fun? You know, like, maybe we could go out dancing Friday night.
- Rick: Wait a minute. I'm the guy here. Let me just try this, okay? Why don't we go out dancing on Friday night?
- Terry: [Terry smiles] What an original idea.
- [Buddy talks to Terry in her disguise as Rick listens in]
- Terry: Bud, what do you want?
- Buddy: Guess who came by to pick you up for school this morning? Your true love. Kevina.
- Buddy: [Rick looks at Terry] Kevina was very upset that you left without her. You know how she worships your rippling muscles and your hairy chest. Terry is such a stallion. Go on, show him your hairy chest.
- Terry: Buddy!
- [Buddy miserably lays on the couch for not having any sex in two weeks]
- Terry: Budmeister, are you okay?
- Buddy: No, Terry, I'm not. Mom and Dad come home Monday. I've had two weeks of total freedom. The closest that I've come to sex was a girl who took her top off to seduce my sister. What's wrong with me?
- [Terry helps Deborah with advice to hold the back of her earring on]
- Deborah: It's driving me crazy. I looked everywhere, I can't find the back of my earring. What am I suppose to do? Walk around all day with one earring? That is so punk.
- Terry: Listen, all you got to do is break the eraser off a pencil. And you can use it to hold your earring on. Should get you through the day.
- Deborah: [Deborah smiles as Terry walks away] Oh, thanks.
- Terry: [Terry freezes before turning around with a smile] I have sisters.
- [Terry and Buddy crawl up the stairs on their hands and knees after they're both rejected]
- Buddy: [about Linda] That girl had incredible self-control.
- Terry: Kevin hates me. Rick hates me. Everybody hates me except Sandy.
- Buddy: Oh, yeah, how'd it go? Did you get laid?
- Terry: [Terry turns her head to Buddy] I bet I came closer than you.
- [Terry tries to tell Buddy that wouldn't he want to have sex with someone he'll love]
- Buddy: I'm 15 years old. In two years, I reach the peak of my sexual powers. The clock is ticking. I have to get jamming.
- Terry: Can't you hear what you're saying? Aren't you a little embarrassed?
- Buddy: Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass every time.
- Terry: [Terry puts her hands on Buddy's shoulders] Budster, listen to me. Don't you want your first time to be with someone you love?
- Buddy: [Buddy with a smile on his face, whispers] I guarantee it, I'll be in love.
- [Terry tells Denise she was in the boys' locker room because they all believed she was a guy]
- Terry: I can't give up! And today was a disaster, and I was a major geek, but they all thought I was a guy. I was in the boys' locker room!
- Denise: You were?
- Terry: Yes!
- Denise: And they were?
- Terry: Yes!
- Denise: Can I be your younger brother?