Mel Gibson credited as playing...
Mad Max
- Aunty Entity: And what did you do before all this?
- Max: I was a cop, a driver.
- Aunty Entity: But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster.
- Aunty Entity: We call it Underworld. That's where Bartertown gets its energy.
- Max: What, oil? Natural gas?
- Aunty Entity: Pigs.
- Max: You mean pigs like those?
- Aunty Entity: That's right.
- Max: Bullshit!
- Aunty Entity: No. Pig shit.
- Max: What?
- The Collector: Pig shit. The lights, the motors, the vehicles, all run by a high-powered gas called methane. And methane cometh from pig shit.
- The Collector: Perhaps you've got something to trade after all.
- Max: Keep talkin'
- The Collector: Twenty-four hours of your life, in return, you'll get back what was stolen.
- Max: Sounds like a bargain.
- The Collector: It's not. It's the law.
- Max: [Max recognizes Jedediah] YOU!
- Jedediah the Pilot: Me?
- Max: You, it's your lucky day!
- Jedediah the Pilot: It is?
- Max: Uh huh. You've got a plane.
- Jedediah the Pilot: I have?
- Max: [Outside, a plane is being started] It might just save your life.
- Jedediah the Pilot: It will?
- Max: Uh huh.
- Aunty Entity: This is no enemy. It's almost family.
- Max: Oh, I see, real civilized!
- Aunty Entity: The reasons don't concern you, only the conditions. Do you want the deal or not?
- Max: Mmm
- [nods in agreement]
- The Collector: The first is, no one knows you're working for Aunty. You hit him, you go. The second is, it's a fair fight. The third is, it's to the death.
- Max: Who's the bunny?
- Max: The first place you'll find is a sleaze-pit called Bartertown. Now if the earth doesn't swallow you up first, that place sure as hell will!
- Jedediah the Pilot: We're not gonna make it.
- Max: We haven't got any choice.
- Jedediah the Pilot: between them and us, there isn't enough runway.
- Max: There will be.
- Max: You!
- Jedediah the Pilot: Me?
- Max: It's your lucky day!
- Jedediah the Pilot: It is?
- Max: You've got a plane!
- Jedediah the Pilot: I have?
- [plane motor starts outside]
- Max: It just might save your life!
- Jedediah the Pilot: It will?