Dan Monahan credited as playing...
Pee Wee Morris
- [at graduation]
- Pee Wee Morris: Inga? Do you still have your dress on?
- Inga: It's American custom, you know.
- Tommy, Meat, Billy, Brian and Wendy (together): Ja! Ja! Ja!
- Inga: I love America.
- [she unzips her gown and shows pee wee her breasts]
- Inga: Ja, ja, ja.
- Pee Wee Morris: [Pee Wee is describing his dream] ... so Carter steps on my gown, and the entire graduating class is looking at my wiener!
- Meat Tuperello: They'd need *magnifying glasses to see your wiener. It's more like a weinerette.
- Pee Wee Morris: So why did I get a standing ovation?
- Wendy Williams: They were standing to get a better look.
- Pee Wee Morris: At least I had something they *wanted* to see, Wendy.
- Tommy Turner: We've got something you'll *all* want to see, a *stag film*.