Victor Wong credited as playing...
Egg Shen
- Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
- Egg Shen: Yeah.
- Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
- Egg Shen: Yeah!
- Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.
- Egg Shen: Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.
- Jack Burton: Real things?
- Egg Shen: As real as Lo Pan!
- Jack Burton: Hey, what more can a guy ask for?
- Egg Shen: Oh, the six-demon bag!
- Jack Burton: Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
- Egg Shen: Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!
- Egg Shen: Of course the Chinese mix everything up. Look at what they have to work with. There's Buddhism, Confucianism, and Taoist alchemy and sorcery. We take what we want and leave the rest. Just like your salad bar.
- Jack Burton: That is not water.
- Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth.
- Jack Burton: Do you mean oil?
- Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth.
- Jack Burton: Oh, my god, no. Please! What is that? Don't tell me!
- Egg Shen: A guardian. What it sees, Lo Pan knows!
- Pinstripe lawyer: Okay. But if I'm gonna be your attorney, there are a few things that I have to know that, uh, still don't make any sense to me. Like, um, you really believe in magic?
- Egg Shen: You mean Chinese black magic?
- Pinstripe lawyer: Yes.
- Egg Shen: Oh, absolutely.
- Pinstripe lawyer: Are you still serious about this? And, uh, monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose?
- Egg Shen: Oh, sure. And sorcery.
- Pinstripe lawyer: And I suppose that, uh, you expect me to believe in sorcery as well?
- Egg Shen: Of course!
- Pinstripe lawyer: Why?
- Egg Shen: Because it's real.
- Pinstripe lawyer: How can I know that, Mr. Shen?
- Egg Shen: How?
- Pinstripe lawyer: Yes, how? Help me out here. Please, how?
- [Shen raises his hands, and a small bolt of lightning jumps between his palms. The lawyer stares, open-mouthed]
- Egg Shen: See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.
- Egg Shen: You will come out no more!
- Jack Burton: What? Huh? What'll come out no more?
- Egg Shen: Come on.
- Jack Burton: Dammit!
- [first lines]
- Pinstripe lawyer: What I'd like to do today is get your version of what happened.
- Egg Shen: Oh, you mean the truth.
- Pinstripe lawyer: Of course. First, just state your name and your occupation for the record.
- Egg Shen: Oh, Egg Shen. Bus driver.