Ellen Greene credited as playing...
Audrey
- Audrey: Seymour's first radio broadcast! I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but...
- Mr. Mushnik: Don't tell me. You got tied up.
- Audrey: No. Just handcuffed a little.
- Audrey: [of Orin's disappearance] It wouldn't be terrible at all. It would be a miracle, not to mention the money I'd save on epsom salts and ace bandages.
- Patrick Martin: Me and the guys at the home office have been following this plant of yours. We've come up with one incredible idea. We're very proud of it. Picture this: we take leaf cuttings, develop little Audrey IIs and sell them to florist shops across the nation. Pretty soon every household in America could have one.
- Seymour: [concerned] Every household in America!
- Patrick Martin: For starters, kid. Why, this thing could go... worldwide!
- Seymour, Audrey: [to each other, panicked:] *Worldwide*?
- Patrick Martin: With the right advertising, this thing could be bigger than Hula-Hoops.
- Audrey: [to Seymour, intrigued:] Bigger than Hula-Hoops?
- Audrey: I got a date.
- Mr. Mushnik: With that same no-goodnik? I'm telling you, Audrey, you don't need a date - you need major medical!
- Audrey: [singing] A matchbox of our own, a fence of real chain-link/A grill out on the patio, disposal in the sink/A washer and a dryer and an ironing machine/In a tract house that we share/Somewhere that's green
- Orin: Stupid woman! Christ, what a friggin' scatterbrain!
- Audrey: I'm sorry, doctor! I'm sorry, doctor!
- Orin: Falls off the motorcycle!
- Audrey: I'm clumsy, doctor! I'm clumsy, doctor!
- Orin: [kicks down the doors] Messes my hair! Get the door open, you little slut!
- Audrey: I'm trying, doctor! I'm trying, doctor!
- Orin: Get the Vitalis! Quick, the Vitalis!
- Audrey: [feeling threatened] I'm out of it!
- Orin: [grabs her] What!
- [Orin slaps her harshly making her cry]
- Seymour: [singing] Suddenly Seymour / Is standing beside you
- Audrey: [singing] Suddenly Seymour / Showed me I can...
- Seymour: [singing over sustain] Yes you can...
- Patrick Martin: Excuse me! Pardon me, beg your pardon, if you two kids would stop singing for just a moment I've got something I want to discuss with you.
- [theatrical cut]
- Seymour: [after saving Audrey from Audrey II] Are you okay?
- Audrey: Yes... No...
- [Audrey collapses]
- Seymour: Audrey! Audrey!
- Audrey: [gets back up] No, I'm okay.
- Seymour: I'm sorry, Audrey, I'm just so sorry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to hurt anyone. It's just that somehow it makes things happen - terrible things. Well, I guess I should've stopped when I found out what it lived on, but it was cute and harmless, and we started doing business and making money and you like me...
- Audrey: Seymour! Do you really think I liked you because of that?
- [Seymour goes silent]
- Audrey: I liked you from the day I came to work here.
- Seymour: You mean you still like me, even if I wasn't famous?
- Audrey: [smiles] I'd still love you Seymour.
- Seymour: Really?
- Audrey: All I ever wanted was you... and that sweet little house.
- Seymour: [happily] Oh, Audrey, you're the most wonderful person that ever lived! We're gonna get that little house and everything will be okay somehow, you'll see!
- [sings]
- Seymour: Suddenly Seymour is standing beside you.
- Audrey: [sings] Suddenly Seymour showed me I can!
- Seymour: Yes, you can!
- Audrey: [singing about her dream home with Seymour] Between our frozen dinners, and our bedtime - 9:15 - we'd snuggle watching Lucy on a big, enormous, 12-inch screen!
- Audrey II: I need me some water in the worst way. Look at my branches. I'm dryin' up. I'm a *goner*, honey!
- Audrey II: [singing] Come on and give me a drink!
- Audrey: I don't know if I should.
- Audrey II: [singing] Hey, little lady, be nice.
- Audrey: Do you talk to Seymour like this?
- Audrey II: [singing] Sure do. I'll take it straight.
- Audrey: Your leaves *are* dry.
- Audrey II: [singing] Don't need no glass or no ice.
- Audrey: I'll get the can.
- Audrey II: [singing] Don't need no twist of lime...
- Audrey: [sing-song] Here we go!
- Audrey II: And now it's *suppertime*!
- Audrey: [singing] You'll wash my tender leaves/You'll smell my sweet perfume/You'll water me, and care for me/You'll see me bud and bloom/I'm feeling strangely happy now/Contented and serene/Oh, don't you see?/Finally, I'll be/Somewhere that's... green!
- Seymour, Audrey: [singing] Gee, it sure would be swell to get outta here/Bid the gutter farewell and get outta here/I'd move Heaven and Hell to get outta Skid/I'd do I don't know what to get outta Skid...
- Company: Downtown!
- Seymour, Audrey: But a hell of a lot to get outta Skid...
- Company: Downtown!
- Seymour, Audrey: People tell me there's not a way outta Skid...
- Company: Downtown!
- Seymour, Audrey: But believe me/I gotta get outta Skid...
- Seymour, Audrey, Company: ...Row!
- Seymour: You okay?
- Audrey: Yes... no...
- [Audrey falls to the ground. Seymour helps her up and holds her in his arms]
- Seymour: Don't die, Audrey! Please don't die!
- Audrey: You know, the plant just said the strangest thing just now. It said Orin and Mr. Mushnik are already inside!
- Seymour: It's true. I did it. I fed them to it.
- Audrey: And that's what made it so big and strong, and you so famous?
- Seymour: I've done terrible things, Audrey, but not to you. Never to you.
- Audrey: But... I want you to, Seymour.
- Seymour: What?
- Audrey: When I die, which should be very shortly, give me to the plant, so that it will live and bring you all the wonderful things you deserve.
- Seymour: You don't know what you're saying.
- Audrey: But I do! It's the one gift I can give you. And if I'm in the plant, then I am part of the plant, so in a way... we'll always be together.