Don Knotts credited as playing...
Barney Fife
- Thelma Lou: [after Barney steps down from the election, meaning he won't ask her to marry him] Barney, I love you, I don't care if you're sheriff or dog catcher or even chicken inspector.
- Barney Fife: You deserve someone better. There's nothing you can say or do that'll-
- [she kisses him]
- Barney Fife: [recalling two girls they dated] They sure were fun girls.
- Andy Taylor: They sure liked to dance close, didn't they?
- Barney Fife: Close? Mine actually bent my badge.
- Eunice Taylor: If you like, Barney, we'll leave our crib behind for you two.
- Barney Fife: Well what would we want with a...
- [eyes bug out, everybody laughs]