Michelle Holmes: Sue

Rita, Sue and Bob Too

Sue

Sue's Dad: [Sue comes in at 2am; her Dad is sitting there with a baseball bat] Where the fuck have you been?
Sue: Baby sitting.
Sue's Dad: Not just till 2 o'clock in the fuckin' morning you haven't, don't lie to me lass!
Sue: I'm not, you ask me mum.
Sue's Dad: Well yer mum's a lyin' bastard an all and I'll wrap this round ya fuckin' neck!
[throws bat down]
Sue: [blows a huff] Mum!
Sue's Mum: What?
Sue: Come and tell him!
Sue's Dad: You're a lying little shit!
Sue's Mum: Oh, I'm fucking fed up with him! What do you think yer fuckin' playing at?
Sue's Dad: You try to tell me that she's been baby sitting till this fuckin' time?
Sue's Mum: How do you know she hasn't?
Sue's Dad: Cause' there's nowt open that's how!
Sue: There is!
Sue's Mum: Night Clubs.
Sue's Dad: Well I don't fuckin' believe yer, next time I will wrap it round yer neck.
Sue's Mum: Just be careful I don't bloody wrap it round yours!
Sue's Dad: Anyway, why don't you fuck off back to bed?
Sue's Mum: I'm sleeping in here, you're sleeping on yer bloody own.
Sue's Dad: Do what yer like.
Sue's Mum: I bloody will, don't worry!
Sue's Dad: Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
Sue: Oh go on.
Sue: Aren't you going to bed?
Sue's Mum: I'm not getting in with him!

Sue: It's all your fault. If you'd had sex wi' him, he wouldn't have to go elsewhere.
Sue's Mum: Keep your mouth shut!
Michelle: Well, Is that you've been saying you dirty bastard?

Sue: There's no way I'm workin' all week for twenty-seven pounds thirty on some bleedin' trainin' scheme.
Sue's Dad: I had to work for eighteen shilling!
Sue's Mum: That were in the days of Methuselah! They were worth more then.

Sue: [Talking about Bob's wife, Michelle] Imagine being married to a woman who won't have sex!
Rita: Aww. Did you hear her say "Bob will *never* leave me." I'd piss meself laughing if he did.

Sue: [after Bob has had sex in the car with first Sue and then Rita] Is that all she's gettin'?
Bob: [Dropping used condom out of the car window] I thought I were great!

Michelle: [Michelle tries on a new dress in her bedroom as Rita and Sue chat to her] Don't you think it's a bit low at the bust?
Sue: Is it 'ell. I think it'd be better if you didn't have a bra on.
Michelle: Oh no, I'll have to wear a bra. When I'm dancing all the fellas'll be watching me tits wobblin' up and down - I can't do with that.

Rita, Sue: [after Bob walks into the bedroom, to find Rita and Sue already in bed together and waiting for him] You took yer fuckin' time, dint ya?
[Last line in the film. Bob immediately takes a flying leap into bed with them both]