Jim Belushi credited as playing...
Dr. Rock
- Doctor Rock: So what's your sign?
- Pauline Axelrod: Stop.
- Doctor Rock: That's really cute. I thought it was slippery when wet.
- Doctor Rock: They kill people here, Boyle!
- Richard Boyle: Do you believe everything you read in the papers?
- Doctor Rock: Yeah I do!
- Richard Boyle: Come on man, you're gonna love it here.
- Doctor Rock: Listen Rich, can I crash at your place tonight? I got no other place to go man, I'll sleep in the shower, it doesn't matter.
- Richard Boyle: You'd better light another joint, 'cause I got bad news for you. I don't got a place. We're evicted, man, we were gonna come stay with you and Miriam...
- Doctor Rock: You mean I gave you my last two hundred bucks and got no place to stay?
- Richard Boyle: [his wife has left him] Marriage made in hell... maybe she'll be back.
- Doctor Rock: [indicates the messy apartment] Sure. Who could leave all this?
- Doctor Rock: [there is a letter on Boyle's door] What does it say?
- Richard Boyle: 'Fuck you' in Italian.
- Richard Boyle: [sees the room and crumples the letter] Shit, she's gone back to Italy to her parents. Goddamnit!
- Doctor Rock: That's too bad, Richard. But at least she left the TV.
- Doctor Rock: [about Ronald Reagan] Can you believe that a straight man to a chimpanzee is going to be the next President of the United States? I mean, doesn't that depress you?
- Richard Boyle: [drunk] Cathy, talk to Maria. I gotta get Maria back. Just talk to Father Paul, she'll listen to him.
- Cathy Moore: Richard, you're forty-two years old. You're old enough to be her father, forget her.
- Richard Boyle: I'm in love with her!
- Doctor Rock: [also drunk] I love you, Richard.
- Doctor Rock: You know you come off with this journalist bullshit all the goddamn time, you know that? I haven't seen one article
- Richard Boyle: I wrote a book! "Flower of the Dragon"!
- Doctor Rock: "Flower of the Dragon"? That was ten years ago, Boyle!
- Richard Boyle: It was a big exposé!
- Doctor Rock: Ten years ago! What have you written since?
- Richard Boyle: Articles.
- Doctor Rock: What articles?
- Richard Boyle: I wrote for a right wing newspaper in El Salvador about guerillas.
- Doctor Rock: [sarcastic] Oh the one in El Salvador? Oh yeah, I read that, my whole family read that! Everyone saw that article, Boyle!
- Doctor Rock: Vietnam, you know, Vietnam? I mean, we invading here, or what?
- Female U.S. soldier: I don't know what you're talking about. I was kinda young during all that. Look I got orders not to speak to the press, okay? And you're weird, so fuck off.
- Doctor Rock: What the hell, I'm not with the press!
- Doctor Rock: [doesn't understand the insults being spoken at him in Spanish] Yeah up yours too, Jack!
- Richard Boyle: You could live in this country for three hundred bucks a year!
- Doctor Rock: [rummages through Boyle's pack] What the fuck is this!
- Richard Boyle: Mace.
- Doctor Rock: Mace, for what?
- Richard Boyle: Wild dogs.
- Doctor Rock: Yeah, wild dogs, that's bullshit! You've lied to me straight through, haven't you?
- Richard Boyle: You want me to be honest with you?
- Doctor Rock: No!
- Doctor Rock: [waves a beer bottle at the gangsters] Okay, cocksuckers, how do you like these odds, huh?
- [attempts to break the end of the bottle, but it doesn't break]
- Richard Boyle: [lying in a hammock with Maria] How bad is it here, eh?
- Doctor Rock: [points at Maria] If I had one of those, I'd be better.
- Doctor Rock: [babbles in poor Spanish, trying to buy a drink]
- Richard Boyle: You asshole. You know what you just said?
- Doctor Rock: What?
- Richard Boyle: You said you'd pay her in two menstrual cycles, you moron!