John Schneider credited as playing...
Buck - Overland Stage Driver
- Buck: Curly, I got me two rifles right underneath that seating area.
- Marshal Curly Wilcox: You always keep two rifles under the seat?
- Buck: Yes, sir. My wife cleans them and loads them for me. Now, a lot of men get fried chicken.
- Marshal Curly Wilcox: You got a good wife.
- Buck: Yeah, I know it. She used to ride shotgun for me. Then she said it got, uh, got too hard on her ovaries.
- Marshal Curly Wilcox: [pauses] What's an ovary?
- Buck: Well, near as I can tell, it's uh, you know, part of her machinery.
- Marshal Curly Wilcox: Oh.
- Buck: I think I'll go on inside. You want somebody to relieve ya?
- Marshal Curly Wilcox: No. What I really want is a look in that banker's bag.
- Buck: He keeps that dang thing closer to him than his belt buckle.
- Marshal Curly Wilcox: That's why I want a look in it.
- [pauses]
- Marshal Curly Wilcox: The bag.