Paul Hogan credited as playing...
Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee
- Mick: What did you do last night?
- Punk: We didn't do nothing. We was here all night.
- Mick: That's what you call cool, is it? Well, tomorrow, if someone asks you the same question, you can say: "We didn't do nothing." Or you can say: "We went out to Long Island to help this lunatic storm a fortress!" At the very least you can come watch me get my head blown off.
- Ledge Suicider: I'm about to throw myself off this building.
- Mick: You could kill yourself.
- Ledge Suicider: That's the whole idea.
- Mick: Oh, ah, right. I'll just wait till you're finished.
- [after several moments when the Ledge Suicider does not jump]
- Mick: Would you mind getting a move on? I'm on me lunch break.
- Mick: [collectively addressing the other diner patrons] Hey, the name's Mick Dundee from Australia - - I'm looking a job; anyone got any ideas?
- Mick: [sees the patrons merely exchange puzzled glances and roll their eyes, then shruggingly turns back to the bartender] 'Kay, that's enough job-huntin' for one day!
- Mick: [to suicidal ledge-walker] Just out of curiosity, why would you want to - - pssshhheeewwwww?
- [makes whistling sound and gestures with his arm in a diving motion]
- Mick: if someone asks you same question you could say we hung out here all night or we went to long island island and watched this lunatic strom a fortress at the very least you could go watch me get my head blown off.