Bradley Whitford credited as playing...
Mike
- Brad: [to Mike] You're such a loser!
- [nearby Daryl sighs; remembering the incident with the street gang on the subway train earlier]
- Daryl: Here we go again.
- Brad: I can only dream about having somebody like Chris as a girlfriend, but you've got her, and you treat her like this?
- Mike: Don't waste your time, half pint. Her legs are locked together at the knee.
- Brad: [grabs him by the collar] I'd love to hit you. I'd love to pound on your face!
- Mike: [taunting] Yeah? Go ahead.
- Brad: But I won't. You're so slimy, I won't sink to your level.
- Daryl: I will.
- [Daryl kicks Mike]
- Chris: He's with Sesame Plexer! Oooh! She's such a sleeze!
- Daryl: He dumps you for some easy chick, and you get a night of hell. That doesn't seem very fair to me.
- Chris: Excuse me, I'll be right back.
- Daryl: This, I gotta see.
- Mike: You know, Ses. Girls like you come along once in a lifetime.
- Chris: Or twice in one night.
- Mike: Oh wow.
- Chris: How's your sister? Is she all better? You lied.
- Mike: No, I didn't!
- Chris: [Yelling] Don't lie!
- Mike: Get a grip! Jesus!