Apartment Victim (segment "Mondo Condo") (as Arsenio)
Easterbrook (segment "Pethouse Video") (as Donald Muhich)
Taryn Steele (segment "Pethouse Video")
Murray (segment "Murray in Videoland")
Selma (segment "Murray in Videoland")
Weatherperson (segment "Murray in Videoland") (as Debbie Davison)
Floor Manager (segment "Murray in Videoland")
Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland") (voice)
Anchorman (segment "Murray in Videoland") / TV Announcer (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") / Announcer (segment "Silly Pate") (voice)
Brenda Landers (segment "Hospital")
Harry Landers (segment "Hospital")
Doctor (segment "Hospital")
Nurse (segment "Hospital")
Sy Swerdlow (segment "Hairlooming")
Customer (segment "Hairlooming")
Capt. Steve Nelson (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")
Blackie (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")
Butch (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")
U.S. President (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")
Queen Lara (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")
Alpha Beta (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")
Don 'No Soul' Simmons (segment "Blacks Without Soul,' 'Don 'No Soul' Simmons")
Self (segment "Blacks Without Soul")
Male Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul") (as Bill Bryant)
Female Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul")
Pimp (segment "Blacks Without Soul")
Fan Club President (segment "Blacks Without Soul")
Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s")
Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s") (as Steven Guttenberg)
Henry Silva (segment "Bullshit or Not")
Prostitute (segment "Bullshit or Not")
Harvey Pitnik (segment "Critic's Corner,' 'Roast Your Loved One")
Bernice Pitnik (segment "Critic's Corner' 'Roast Your Loved One")
Pitnik Boy (segment "Critic's Corner,' 'Roast Your Loved One")
Pitnik Girl (segment "Critic's Corner,' 'Roast Your Loved One")
Frankel (segment "Critic's Corner") (as Lohman)
Herbert (segment "Critic's Corner") (as Barkley)
Host (segment "Silly Pate")
Mike (segment "Silly Pate")
Fred (segment "Silly Pate")
Karen (segment "Silly Pate")
Rick Raddnitz (segment "Roast Your Loved One")
Rip Taylor (segment "Roast Your Loved One")
Slappy White (segment "Roast Your Loved One")
Jackie Vernon (segment "Roast Your Loved One")
Henny Youngman (segment "Roast Your Loved One")
Charlie Drake (segment "Roast Your Loved One")
Steve Allen (segment "Roast Your Loved One")
Pirate Captain (segment "Video Pirates")
Mr. Sylvio (segment "Video Pirates")
Graceless Pirate (segment "Video Pirates")
Grizzled Pirate (segment "Video Pirates")
Gruesome Pirate (segment "Video Pirates")
Griffin (segment "Son of the Invisible Man") / Station Announcer (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon")
Trent (segment "Son of the Invisible Man")
Woman in Pub (segment "Son of the Invisible Man")
Man in Pub (segment "Son of the Invisible Man")
Checker Player (segment "Son of the Invisible Man")
London Bobby (segment "Son of the Invisible Man") (as Roger Lapage)
Felix Van Dam (segment "Art Sale")
First Lady (segment "First Lady of the Evening")
Salesman (segment "First Lady of the Evening")
Announcer (segment "First Lady of the Evening")
George (segment "Titan Man")
Violet (segment "Titan Man")
Mr. Gower (segment "Titan Man")
Rupert King (segment "Titan Man")
Customer (segment "Titan Man")
Ray (segment "Video Date")
Video Salesman (segment "Video Date")
Sherrie (segment "Video Date")
Frankie (segment "Video Date")
Speaking Cop (segment "Video Date") (as Willard Pugh)
Mary Brown (segment "Reckless Youth")
Doctor (segment "Reckless Youth")
Agent (segment "Reckless Youth")
Floozie (segment "Reckless Youth")
Dutch (segment "Reckless Youth")
Ken (segment "Reckless Youth")
Cleopatra (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Vanya (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Theatre Customer #3 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Theatre Customer #1 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Manager (segment "The French Ventiloquist's Dummy" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Maj. Gen. Hadley (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Gen. Balentine (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Paramedic #1 (segment "Roast Your Loved One") (uncredited)
French Ventriloquist (segment "The French Ventiloquist's Dummy" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
The Claw (closing credits) (uncredited)
Nurse (segment "Hospital") (uncredited)
Model (uncredited)
Private Anson W. Pucket (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Self (segment "Murray in Videoland") (uncredited)
Theatre Customer #2 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Gen. McCormick (segment "The Unknown Soldier" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Pete Jones (segment "Reckless Youth") (archive footage) (uncredited)
Secret Service Agent (segment "Murray in Videoland") (uncredited)
Daughter at sperm bank (Lifescenes Magazine Celebrity Sperm Bank) (uncredited)
Danny Clayton (segment "The French Ventiloquist's Dummy" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Theatre Customer #4 (segment "Peter Pan Theatre" [TV cut & DVD only]) (uncredited)
Dr. Muggs McGinty (Segment "Reckless Youth" Blu-ray DVD Only) (uncredited)
Woman (uncredited)
Prescott Townsend (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") (uncredited)
Marching Band (segment "Titan Man") (uncredited)
Mascot 'Bip' (segment "Titan Man") (uncredited)
Lifescenes Magazine - Jim Scott (uncredited)