Frankie Avalon credited as playing...
Annette's Husband
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: [at the bar] Gimme another one, Little Buddy.
- Bartender: Don't call me that. I *hate* that!
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: What does that mean, "we're not in?"
- Annette: Wild guess? I think it means they're not in.
- Bobby: Boy, it's quite a piece of dialogue when you intellectual masterminds get together! I should be writing this down!
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: But what does "we" mean?
- Bobby: [impossibly sarcastic] I think it's the plural form, meaning "more than one." Would you like me to conjugate that for you, Pop? Do you know what "conjugate" means, Dad?
- Michael: We tried to figure where to take you last night, but you kept saying, "Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh did I ever leave Ohio?"
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: That's a damn good question.
- Dick Dale: You're asking me if I, Dick Dale, can play Venus?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Yes.
- Dick Dale: No.
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: You look familiar. Have we met?
- Willy Gilligan: I don't think so. I've been away for a long time.
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Where? Prison?
- Willy Gilligan: No, worse then that. A tropical island in the Pacific. There were chicks there, but you couldn't touch them. Wanna hear about it?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: No!
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: [Sandi throws her boyfriend's surfboard out the window] What was that?
- Sandi: What was what?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: That thing!
- Sandi: What thing?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: I saw you throw a thing!
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: [to Annette] Did you see that thing?
- Annette: I think I saw a thing but I don't know what thing I thought I saw.
- Bobby: God I'm proud. It's like a conversation at the Kissingers, isn't it?
- Willy Gilligan: You know, I lived with a guy for years. A real genius. He could take a couple of these pineapples or a couple of coconuts with some strings and wire and make a nuclear reactor. But he couldn't fix a two-foot hole in a boat. Wanna hear the rest?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: No!
- Willy Gilligan: Maybe the Midwest is for me.