Timothy Stack credited as playing...
Lampy • Zeke
- Air Conditioner: You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't you?
- Blanky: Yes. He was our master.
- Air Conditioner: Well, that's real nice, and any day now, he might come romping back, huh? He'll just come whistling through that door, and everything will be the same. Real peachy-keen-like.
- Blanky: Uh-huh.
- Lampy: It's a possibility.
- Toaster: Well, at least we try to be optimistic.
- Air Conditioner: [shouts] Optimistic? Somebody try to untie the knot in this guy's cord!
- Kirby: Why don't you just shut off?
- Air Conditioner: Hey, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?
- Lampy: I remember the first time my bulb burned out. And I thought, "That's it! I'm burnt out! Eighty-sixed! To the showers!" But then the master gave me a brand new bulb... and I just glowed.
- Lampy: Hey, come over here. I'm gonna...
- The Radio: Why, do you dare to cross foils with the greatest Saxon swordsman in the land? Haven't you the slightest idea who you're dealing with?
- Lampy: Precisely - a total idiot!
- The Radio: If you sabre wags as loosely as your Norman tongue, you'll be run through in an instant. Defend yourself, Sir Lampy of Locksley!
- [the Radio continually whacks Lampy with his antenna, Blanky falls on them]
- The Radio: A blow for Richard! A blow for Marion! A blow for Mario, the garbage man! And for Carl and all the boys at the delicatessen! And here's one for the guys on 5th street!
- Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
- Air Conditioner: That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.
- Toaster: I think you're jealous.
- Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.
- Lampy: Dim?
- Toaster: Yeah, because the master never played with you.
- Kirby: Because you're stuck in a wall!
- The Radio: Boy, are we glad to see you!
- Lampy: Yeah. I really thought I'd turned in my warranty that time.
- The Radio: Until baggy here showed up!
- Kirby: I just slipped and fell in. That's all.
- Lampy: [laughing] Oh, yeah, sure, right.
- Blanky: You can't fool us. We love you.
- The Radio: That's right, like Mrs. Roosevelt loved her husband.
- Kirby: Yeah, yeah. Well, here's the shore. Everybody off.
- The Radio: Listen to this! This is President Roosevelt awarding the vaccum the medal of honor!
- [Radio places a leaf on Kirby's face, but Kirby blows it off, and everyone laughs]
- Blanky: He's not home.
- Toaster: We'll have to wait.
- The Radio: No. Let's wait inside!
- Lampy: But it's locked.
- The Radio: Luckily, my war training included inter-appliance codes. I will simply render the secret appliance knock, and we'll be welcomed by the native machinery. Stand aside, my meager companion!
- Lampy: So... uh... what's this thing with you and the Blanket?
- Toaster: What thing?
- Lampy: You know. All of a sudden, you're being so darned NICE to him all of a sudden.
- Toaster: Oh, that. I was just thinking, and I got this feeling I should be nicer to him for a change, you know? And now I feel better.
- Lampy: Wow, that's weird.
- Toaster: What's weird about it?
- Lampy: I don't know. I mean, you were never this nice to him before, and all of a sudden now you're nice to him all the time, and I don't know. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out, what it all means.
- Toaster: Well, it's kind of hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread.
- [Lampy looks puzzled]
- Toaster: Hmmm. It's, um, let's see... it's like a warm, toasty feeling inside.
- [Lampy scratches his head]
- Toaster: It's like a glow...
- Lampy: A glow!
- Toaster: Yeah.
- Lampy: I think I know what you're talking about! It's like the feeling I get when I think about the Master.
- Lampy: Hey, I've got an idea! We can all get on top of the bed, and Kirby can push us!... No, no, no... Hey! What about the master's pogo stick?... No, no, no... Hey! Why don't we get the refrigerator on a skateboard, and Kirby can pull?... No, no, no... Hey!
- The Radio: Shut up! Shut up!
- Toaster, Kirby: SHUT UP!
- The Radio: Let somebody else try for a change!
- [makes everyone stand on top of Blanky]
- The Radio: Arise, Hassan, arise, O magic carpet...
- Lampy: [Blanky tries to sleep with him; rudely] Go find your own place to sleep, you little fuzzball.
- Radio: [Blanky tries to sleep with Radio who made a circle where he's sleeping] Blanket! Hey, hey! What, are you blind? It's a line! Hey, hey!
- Kirby: [Blanky looks at Kirby] Good night!
- [goes to sleep]
- Toaster: [Blanky notices Toaster and affectionately snuggles up next to him only to be rudely shoved aside] Come on, I'm not the master. Go snuggle somewhere else. I'm trying to get some sleep. Go on.
- [Blanky, completely dejected, finds a quiet spot, sighs, and curls himself to sleep]
- Blanky: [last lines as the appliances go with Rob and Chris to college] We did good, didn't we?
- Toaster: Yup
- [she affectionately pats his head and snuggles on top him and relaxes]
- Toaster: we did good.
- Lampy: [scratching his head] You know I've been thinking and this college business seems like a good idea, I can absorb a lot of interesting facts.
- The Radio: Why listen to this, I'm picking up something, I think it's a news flash: President Roosevelt has declared today a national holiday in honor of those five amazing appliances we've all been hearing about, so lock up the office, take down the top and open that rumble seat last one to Coney Island is a party for one, from the Starlight roof high atop the Ritz, we wish our intrepid little friends the best of luck and a fond farewell
- Kirby: Yeah, your all a bunch of junk.
- [They all start laughing]