Tim Conway credited as playing...
Dorf
- Dorf: Leonard will of course, be selecting the right club for me, and giving me some information on the course itself. Right, Leonard?
- Leonard: Huh?
- Dorf: The club, Leonard, the club! You'll be giving me information about the course, and selecting the right club.
- Leonard: Club's over there.
- Dorf: Leonard, that's the clubHOUSE.
- Leonard: It's pretty, isn't it?
- Dorf: [sarcastically] Isn't it, though?
- Dorf: Leonard, why don't you consider getting to bed a little early tonight? You wouldn't want to miss a visit from the IQ fairy.
- [Dorf is in the rough trying to get his ball out while Leonard watches on from a far distance]
- Dorf: [shouting] Leonard! Keepa your eye ona da ball!
- [pause]
- Leonard: [shouting] Right!
- [Dorf swings and misses]
- Leonard: [shouting] Was that a stroke?
- Dorf: [shouting] No! When you hit da ball, it's a stroke! Dat was just practice!
- Leonard: [shouting] Right!
- [Dorf swings and misses again]
- Leonard: [shouting] Was that a practice?
- Dorf: [shouting] Shut up!
- [referring to a piece of golf equipment worn on his leg]
- Dorf: What this is, is a little 'lectrical device that gives you a little electrical reminder that if you move your leg too far to one side like that boy, it gives you a little *zzzt*. I'll show you how that-a works.
- [as Dorf leans over to one side, the device gives him a painful electric shock]
- Dorf: Leonard, you got that-a plugged into the 220 line! It's supposed to be just-a to that little battery! Aaah!