Bruce Campbell credited as playing...
- Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
- Ash: [aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.
- [upon gaining the chainsaw in place of his lost right hand]
- Ash: Groovy.
- Ash: [for no apparent reason] ... Groovy.
- Ash: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?
- Linda: Sure.
- Ash: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh.
- Annie: [Looking at a picture in the Necronomicon of Ash himself] In 1300 AD they called this man the uh, 'hero from the sky'. He was prophesied to have destroyed the evil.
- Ash: He didn't do a very good job...
- Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
- [Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
- Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
- Ash: [to his freshly sawn-off possessed hand] Here's your new home.
- [Ash places a bucket and a bunch of books on it to trap the hand, the top book reads "A Farewell to Arms"]
- Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
- Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?
- [Ash grabs a chainsaw]
- Ash: That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing *now*?
- [Ash's hand gains a life of its own]
- Ash: Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!
- Ash: You're goin' down. Chainsaw.
- Ash: Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.
- Ash: [being sucked in a vortex] For God's sake! How do you stop it?
- Ash: [as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!
- Ash: [having just gotten hit in the face with a gusher of blood that turns to black goo] Old double-barrel here, blow your butts to Kingdom Come!
- [staggers backward, voice drops]
- Ash: See if we don't!
- Bobbie Joe: [pointing to an *empty* room] It's in there...
- Ash: We'll all go in together.
- Jake: Hell no! You're the curious one!
- Ash: Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!
- Linda: Even now we have your darling Linda's soul, as she suffers in torment!
- Ash: You're going DOWN!
