The Lost Boys (1987)
Jamison Newlander: Alan Frog
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Quotes
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Alan Frog : [after Laddie vamps out] Holy smoke! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!
Edgar Frog : Get him! Kill him now!
[the Frog Brothers and Sam chase after Laddie, but Star, who was hiding in the closet, stops them]
Star : [shields Laddie] Stop! Get away from him! You just stay away from him!
Alan Frog : Have you gone crazy?
Edgar Frog : He's a vampire, and that makes him even more dangerous!
Star : [still shielding Laddie] HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE, DAMMIT! He's just a little boy.
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Alan Frog : We don't ride with vampires.
Sam Emerson : Fine, stay here.
Edgar Frog : [Looks around, clearly scared] We do now.
Alan Frog : Yeah.
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Edgar Frog : [the Frog Brothers walk in the room, carrying loads of stakes. To Sam] Okay, where's Count Dracula?
Sam Emerson : Who?
Edgar Frog : The prince of darkness.
Alan Frog : The night crawler. The bloodsucker.
Edgar Frog : El Vampiro.
Sam Emerson : Mike! They're here!
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Edgar Frog : You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?
Sam Emerson : Yeah, all day.
Alan Frog : Does the sunlight freak him out?
Sam Emerson : Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.
Edgar Frog : Bad breath, long fingernails?
Sam Emerson : Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though.
Alan Frog : He's a vampire all right.
Edgar Frog : All right, here's what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.
Sam Emerson : I can't do that; he's my brother.
Alan Frog : OK, we'll come over and do it for you.
Sam Emerson : No!
Edgar Frog : You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.
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Sam Emerson : Got a problem, guys?
Edgar Frog : Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
Sam Emerson : Pretty cool, huh?
Alan Frog : For a fashion victim.
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Sam Emerson : And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."
Edgar Frog : We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.
Alan Frog : Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.
Edgar Frog : As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.
Alan Frog : Kill your brother, you'll feel better.
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Alan Frog : We blew it, man, we lost it!
Edgar Frog : Shut up!
Alan Frog : We unraveled in the face of the enemy!
Edgar Frog : It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!
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Edgar Frog : Listen, buddy, if you're looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar, it went out of business last summer.
Sam Emerson : Actually, I'm looking for a "Batman" issue #14.
Edgar Frog : That's a very serious book, man.
Alan Frog : Only five in existence.
Sam Emerson : Four, actually. I'm always looking out for the other three.
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Alan Frog : There's our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us.
Sam Emerson : I'll pray I never need to call you.
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Alan Frog : Holy smoke! Vampire Hotel.
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Alan Frog : Aaaaaah! Flies!
Edgar Frog : We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.
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Alan Frog : First come, first staked.
Sam Emerson : What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn't funny!
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Alan Frog : Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?
Sam Emerson : No, it's actually a pretty cool place... if you're a Martian.
Edgar Frog : Or a vampire.
Sam Emerson : You guys sniffing on newsprint or something?
Edgar Frog : You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something. You don't know a lot, buddy.
Alan Frog : Yeah. You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?
Sam Emerson : Actually, I thought it was a bakery.
Edgar Frog : This is just our cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters in a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way.
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Edgar Frog : Are you OK?
Sam Emerson : I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow.
Alan Frog : All right, Sambo!
Edgar Frog : We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister.
Alan Frog : We totally annihilated his night-stalking guts!
Edgar Frog : Well, Nanook helped a little.
[Laddie, now a vampire, is hiding underneath Sam's bed]
Sam Emerson : [to Nanook] Good for Nanook!
Alan Frog : Death to all vampires!
Edgar Frog : Maximum body count. We are awesome monster bashers.
Alan Frog : The meanest!
Edgar Frog : The baddest!
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Sam Emerson : [meets the frog brothers] Got a problem, guys?
Edgar Frog : Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
Sam Emerson : Pretty cool, huh?
Alan Frog : For a fashion victim.
Edgar Frog : Listen buddy, if you're looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar went out of business last summer.
Sam Emerson : Actually, I'm looking for a Batman #14.
Edgar Frog : That's a very serious book man.
Alan Frog : Only five in existence.
Sam Emerson : Four, actually. I'm always looking out for the other three. Look, you can't put the Superman #77's with the 200's. They haven't even discovered red kryptonite yet. And you uh . You can't put the 98s with the 300s. Lori Lemaris hasn't even been introduced
Edgar Frog : Where the hell are you from? Krypton?
Sam Emerson : Phoenix, actually. But lucky me, we moved... here.
Edgar Frog : [gives Sam a vampire comic] take this.
Sam Emerson : I don't like horror comics.
Edgar Frog : You'll like this one, Mr. Phoenix. It could save your life.
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Alan Frog : Well, you passed the tests. You won!
Max : Let this be a lesson to you, you silly little boy: never ever invite a vampire into your house. And why! Because it renders you powerless.
Sam Emerson : [to Edgar] Did you know that?
Edgar Frog : [beat] Of course. Everyone knows that. Why else would we be here?