Estelle Getty credited as playing...
Claire Timkin
- Claire Timkin: Good news, Jonathan. We've not only decided to keep you on, but I'm promoting you to visual merchandiser.
- Jonathan Switcher: [surprised] You're kidding! That's great! What is it?
- Claire Timkin: Just keep doing what you did last night and you'll be fine.
- Jonathan Switcher: Mrs. Timkin, I'm not sure I can do it again. Last night might have been a one-time inspiration.
- Claire Timkin: [encouraging] Oh Jonathan, don't doubt yourself. Go with it. Feel it. You're doing the job you were meant to do.
- Mr. Richards: Well, you must lead a charmed life. It was all I could do to save your skin in there. No thanks are necessary, Switcher!
- Claire Timkin: I don't know how we're going to make this store great again.
- Jonathan Switcher: Looks fine to me. What time do we open?
- Claire Timkin: [sighs sadly] We are open.
- Jonathan Switcher: Oh... Well, I'm sure things will pick up by lunch.
- Claire Timkin: Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful, and it's all due to Jonathan Switcher. I don't care if he puts a rubber glove on his head and runs naked around the store screaming: 'Hi! I'm a squid!'
- [Mr. Richards and Felix have been arrested for their greedy actions]
- Jonathan Switcher: Mrs. Timkin, those video cameras. Did they pick up everything last night?
- Claire Timkin: [smiles coyly] I only saw what I needed to see.
- Roxie Shield: [to Emmy] Just where do you come from?
- Jonathan Switcher: Roxie, you would never understand.
- [Jonathan and Emmy leave the store room before Roxie]
- Hollywood Montrose: [snaps his fingers to B.J. in a justified manner] Mm-hmm.