Carole Davis: Roxie

Mannequin

Roxie

[Roxie just caught Jonathan making love to Emmy as she assumes mannequin form]
Roxie Shield: [to herself] I really should have listened when he asked me for help.
Armand: When you making love to him, did you ever scream 'Don't stop, Woody!'?
[Roxie pushes Armand down the escalator]
Roxie Shield: [hearing something break, alarmed] Oh, my camera!

Roxie Shield: I think you should see a professional.
Jonathan Switcher: A professional? What do you mean, a hooker?
Roxie Shield: No, I mean a psychiatrist.
Jonathan Switcher: I can't afford a psychiatrist.
Roxie Shield: Then call one of those shrinks on the radio.
Jonathan Switcher: A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.
Roxie Shield: Good night, Jonathan.

Jonathan Switcher: [serious] This job at Illustra is destroying your sense of humor. You gotta quit.
Roxie Shield: I'm not the one who can't deal with reality.
Jonathan Switcher: Reality is very disappointing.

Roxie Shield: Jonathan, I wanna give you one last chance. Now, come to Illustra!
Jonathan Switcher: What is in this for you, Roxie? An office with a view? I don't need Illustra or you. I have friends here, people who care. And someone who makes me feel good about myself. Goodbye, Roxie.
[Jonathan and Emmy leave Prince and Company on his motorcycle]
Roxie Shield: [shouts after him] You'll be sorry! You're making a serious mistake!

Roxie Shield: [seeing Jonathan and Emmy leaving] He's out of his mind! B.J. was right. When I get that dummy, I'm gonna just tear her hair out!
Armand: Roxie! You know what you need to do right now? You need to put him and this whole nasty affair out of your mind. Now, how is the best way to do that, huh? By having a night of distastable sex with someone you care absolutely nothing about! And proudly, I would like to be that person.
Roxie Shield: Fine, let's just go to your place.
Armand: [suddenly surprised] Really?
Roxie Shield: Drive fast before I have second thoughts!
Armand: Armand is the wind!

[Jonathan is explaining to Roxie about the first time Emmy came to life]
Roxie Shield: You could have decided to tell me that you wanted to stand me up. Instead, you come here to me lying with this ridiculous story!
Jonathan Switcher: No, I'm not lying, I'm insane.
Roxie Shield: Armand, let's just get out of here.

[Roxie notices Jonathan and Emmy, as a mannequin, leaving Prince and Company]
Roxie Shield: [suddenly surprised] Jonathan, you're riding around town with a mannequin on the back of your motorcycle! What is wrong with this picture?

[Mr. Richards and Felix have been arrested for their greedy actions]
Jonathan Switcher: Mrs. Timkin, those video cameras. Did they pick up everything last night?
Claire Timkin: [smiles coyly] I only saw what I needed to see.
Roxie Shield: [to Emmy] Just where do you come from?
Jonathan Switcher: Roxie, you would never understand.
[Jonathan and Emmy leave the store room before Roxie]
Hollywood Montrose: [snaps his fingers to B.J. in a justified manner] Mm-hmm.